…he comes out of the bathroom with a giant grin on his face and says, “hey mommy’! i just used my pee to push my poo out. My pee is so strong!! ANd my poo was going this way (as he points some crazy direction) and my pee was going this way (he points again, very seriously demonstrating what happened) and then the poo was in the toilet!!! I couldnt believe it!! wow. My pee is amazing.” He looks at me, smiles then walks back to his room…. there are SO many questions in my head right now.. NONE of which I am willing ask…